chloegrrrace:
Hahaha I know! I wish some holy person would ‘enlighten’ me because as far as I’m concerned those that thought him up in their creative little minds were too busy making up absurd stories about red seas and locusts they forgot the simple things us smart people would look for like his middle name.. Lol
whitneymariexo:
Wtf is Jesus’ middle name?
Real people have middle names.
Cough cough
Jesus!
Right?!
And how people are always like “Jesus H. Christ!”
What the fuck does the H stand for?!
Hah :)